After the dust cleared, everyone saw that it was a young man.
He blurted out, "Where the hell am I?"
The Boss said dumbfound, "Why... You're in Narnia!"
The young man said with a grin, "Narnia?"
He burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" The Boss asked.
After settling down, he said with a bit of doubt in his eyes, "You were serious?"
"Dead serious," The Boss said with a fearsome stare. "How did you get here?"
"Well, I was just shopping at Walmart, then I-" he was cut off.
"Walmart? What is Walmart?" asked The Boss.
The young man thought to himself for a second then spoke, "So this really isn't my world? This is Narnia?"
The Boss looked at him, then he lost his composure, bursting out in laughter. "This isn't Narnia!"
"It's not?" asked the young man, "So this is some practical joke?"
"Joke? No," said The Boss, "This isn't Narnia, but you're not back in your own world. By my observations, an interdimensional portal opened up and you were sucked into the whirling fury."
"Interdimensional portal?" he asked, wide-eyed.
"Yes, an interdimensional portal most likely summoned by the Lich King," The Boss explained.
"The... Lich King?" the young man asked, "You're throwing all these things at me, but I do not even know you."
"Ah yes. Allow me to introduce myself," said The Boss. To my peers, I am known as The Boss. You?"
"Gregory Moore," he said.
"Nice to meet you Gregory," said The Boss, "Now onto other matters. I am sure you are very confused right now, and I understand that."
The Boss thought for a moment then said, "What do you say about joining our magician clan?"
"W-w-what?" Gregory stuttered, "M-m-magician?"
The Boss said, surprised, "Do you not have magicians in your world?!"
"Well..." Gregory started, "We DO have magicians, but they don't really have magic. It's just tricks and illusions."
"Ah, I understand," said The Boss, "But I'm sensing what seems to be an aura of death emanating from you."
"Me? What do you mean an aura of death?" asked Gregory.
"This can only mean one thing, Gregory," said The Boss.
"And what's that?" Gregory asked anxiously.
"This may shock you, but you are a Necromancer," explained The Boss.
"A... Necromancer?" asked Gregory, still assessing what has happened in the past few minutes.
"Yes, Necromancers are a rare kind," The Boss explained, "The Lich King himself is a Necromancer, but after becoming a corruption of his former self, he is now a Red Wizard as well. He is a near immortal beast, unrecognizable to my eyes now. He is not the same as he used to be."
"I'm sorry to hear," Gregory pitied.
"He was so intelligent," said The Boss, "It's a shame he is what he is now, but things change. But, I digress. It is time to equip you with items to siphon your Necrotic powers."
"I'm still a little disoriented by all this," said Gregory, "But all right, whatever has to be done, I'm in!"
"Great!" The Boss said joyously, "Here is a Necrotic Staff and a Black Magician Robe."
"Awesome!" exclaimed Gregory.
"I am confident that you will help us defeat the Lich King once and for all," The Boss said.
"I hope to learn from the rest of the magicians, sir," Gregory said.
"Ah yes! The other magicians," said The Boss, "Please, introduce yourselves!"