Magician RP ~ [J][Ad][F]

"You know... Disney and MTV stuff."

Sophia's face puzzles, then announces "Let's watch the Disney Channel!" then pulls up a chair in front of the TV beside the Lich King, grabs a soda and popcorn and begins to drink the soda. "Want some popcorn?"

"Only if you take Visa. LMFAO"

(Again with the irrelevancy.
LMFAO.)

Sophia thinks for a minute, then decides. "Ehhh I may as well."

THe Lich King summoned an ATM and took out money.

"Here you go!"

Sophia took the money. -nothing else happened. LOL-

the irrelevancy kills lina

Gregory wiggled his fingers, then chanted a spell in the Ancient Language.
With this, he reversed all of the irrelevant events that have occurred.

Lina hugs Gregory and adopts him as her aunt.

Gregory then proceeded with wiggling his fingers and chanting again.
This resulted in the disintegration of Lina.
"Take that irrelevant bastard!" shouted Gregory.

After enjoying his success, he reversed everything back to normal, again.

i'm ignoring that last line
Lina's spirit followed Gregory for the rest of his life, her eyes large and empty, whispering nonsense in his ears.

Gregory napped near a tree.

Sophia runs to the lich kings house again, and brings more snacks to watch TV, and knocks on the door saying "Hayyyyy We never got to watch TV yesterday because of Gregory! And I got more munchies this time. -w-"

The Lich King did the moonwalk in excitement.

"And now I have the Comedy Channel!"

LMFAO.

lina giggled loudly

LIRLGUS.
-anyways...-
Sophia excitedly ran into the room with the giant TV, placed the goodies on a table and sat down in the chair again.

Gregory napped some more.

lina's fucking trying to be on topic here

The Lich King gasped. "That Lina sure is a pottymouth! :("

Lucius comes back from Hawaii and brings back souvenirs for everyone. He then proceeds to clean Lina's mouth with some Crest© Vivid White Toothpaste. Lina's teeth learned Flash! Gregory melts and becomes sweet fondue for all the little boys and girls to enjoy.

>implying i have no hope for this thread

Lol. ^^ xP
Sophia turns the television on and watches comedy channel.

I might as well delete this thread.

Nah, I have a better idea.

You don't say?
LMFAO.