Let's make a story!

This is how this game will work.

Poster 1 : The moose said

Poster 2 : top of the morning!

Poster 3 : And a hairy woman said

And so on.

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Boris went on a

Magical adventure to a land called Beitoly, trying to

eat a bagel with his left hand, and fighting the Jabberwocky with his right.

But Jabberwocky then snatched his bagels, and

Boris flailed his arms wildly.

His arms hit the Jabberwocky, and it fled crying to its mother.

Boris laughed in triumph and threw some pebbles at

a nearby frog. But the frog then

leaped at Boris with great speed and knocked Boris out.

The frog then ate Boris. But Boris woke up and

the frog burst. He then sang a

opera about the harships of algebra. A bird heard him and

ate the pretzel in his mouth. He then brought out a butter

milk jar, and drank it to the last drop. Which gave him

ultra-elite hacks. He then wished upon a star and

his wish came true. Unfortunately his wish was

twisted around drastically and turned him into a rhinovirus. He infected thousands upon thousands of

small children. He was then surrounded by

pesticides. He suffocated and died. He then resurrected into a

giant crab. He decided to get to the

Empire State Building to eat a

giant order of caviar. But he didnt like it so

he burned a witch and jumped off the Empire State Building, landing on the Golden Gate Bridge. He then

drowned and died. But he reincarnated as a Joseph Stalin and

began World War IV (because World War III just isn't awesome enough to exist).