The curious old man came up to me with a smirk on his face. "Hey boy. You look hungry. Would you like some sweets?" I thought about it a bit, and it seemed too good to be true. But nevertheless, I accepted his offer. He grabbed me by the hand, rather forcefully. He led me to an abandoned lot where he had his old caravan stationed. It was old, and had it's windows spraypainted red. He opened the van, and inside there was a bucket of chocolate. "Go on. boy. Go in and get it." I entered the caravan quickly, almost scraping my knee in the process. He then closed it. I looked around, confused. I felt a gas coming into my nose and mouth. It made me feel strange. I was suddenly very sleepy, and lay down. When I woke up, I was tied up. I opened my eyes, but I could not see. I tried to wiggle my fingers, but I realized I did not have any. My left leg was missing, and I felt a deep scar on my chest. I heard cheerful music in the background, and people cheering. I concluded I was in some kind of circus. I felt someone enter the room. "Hello again, Jimmy. The sweets were not free, Jimmy. And you had to repay me." He then came up to me, and started licking my face. He squealed in pleasure. He left, and came back. He had a screwdriver in his hands. He stabbed me in the forehead with it. He then carried me outside... I could feel the heat. He made me reenact the crucifixion of Jesus. Once I was on the cross, he threw water balloons filled with acid. I cried as the acid trickled down my body. He then stroked my deep scars. "Don't worry, Jimmy... I promise I won't kill you. I'm your new papa Jimmy. This is your new home." He then struck me with a blunt object, maybe a bat. I became unconscious. When I awoke, I could hear singing. Glorious, sweet, singing. I was no longer on the cross. I did my best to go to the heavenly noise, crawling and limping. I was close. I could hear it. As I took my last breath, I heard laughing. "I love you, Jimmy."
I was too lazy to separate these into paragraphs, as Gus just entered them line by line. LMFAO.