You're banned!

Let me give you some insight:

Poster 1: You're banned for breaking the rules!

Poster 2: You're banned for eating Turnips!

Yeah, so to the person who posts below me...
You're banned for breaking the dam rules!

I don't get it, but here's an attempt.

You're banned for whacking me with the BANHAMMA'!

You just say what the poster above is banned for. (Jokingly)

You're banned for being the top poster on the site!

You're banned for being a Snail God!

You're banned for being too awesome.

You're banned for being level 110 on your Outlaw!

YOU'RE BANNED BECAUSE I SAID SO.

You're banned because I'm not a Moderator. I'm a forum NOOB.

You're banned for being a Mod. In the forums AND ChatBox.

You're banned for losing the game!

You're banned because Winston Churchill said that quote, not Doctor Seuss!

You have noticed my conspiracy! *Throws drugs to the ground*

OT : You're banned for reading this post!

You're banned because I'm laughing right now because of your post!

LOL GUS!

OT: You're banned for laughing at my stupidity!

You're banned for making me delete my first thread.
... *Confetti*

You're banned for eating all my friends!

You're banned for killing my mother!

You're banned for hacking Tiger!

You're banned because I have to go to the bathroom, so brb!

You're banned for stealing my money!

You're banned for overthrowing Slovakia and establishing National Socialism!

You're banned for sleeping in a ditch on the Iraqi-Kuwaiti border in the Gulf War!

You're banned for banning me!

You're banned for banning yourself!

You're banned for having an Albert Einstein quote!