You jelly of my swag?

fo shizzel my nizzle pizzle
wizzle no hatin cryin ma
crate shizzles in da hood
seven foshizzels in mah foot

piece tight rush pimpin'
swaggin' seven peace my trick
honey tip dig free
ya' know hot props spinnin'

dirty fo' sho roll seeking
swag man be ballin' bot ragga bump
reflex got true down
love said fill kicks

steel game five scratch
ill chrome glock trippin'
bang program fresh proper
baby shake got nine

slayer and jam flow
razzle twisted swag master dizzle
naw forties gangsta' electric
split lick metal mic

Word, *****es.

What the HELL? LMFAO.

Hey you're Gustavo right? Yeah he told me about you...Its me... don't you remember? Its Captain Obvious, Mauricio's less horrific alter ego. I was just recently released from my pentagram seal and my time is near, but that's not what I want to talk about...OK ill get straight to the point. I want to be addressed as Captain Mac Daddy from now on. My skills at pointing out the obvious have declined over the years, and I have now dedicated my remaining demonic lifespan towards rapping and melding into the hip new modern age of the kiddies. I predict the seal shall be reconstructed at about 12:00am. I don't have much time as you can see, and I want to make the most out of my remaining time, and so I bid you adieu fine chap...Err I mean see ya laterz mah homie G wizzer mah fizzer grizzer yeah boy datz how we do it.

Yo Z, whshizzle ma homifarie?

No words can describe this.

Hey you know this could be Brock Obama.

I.... oh god... I'm speachless.