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Note: This story adds some fictional elements like elephants that can jump, but sticks true to the fact that wild elephants are born with laser cannons mounted on their backs.
It was a fine morning. The wind calm and the sky clear.
Everyone wanted to go outside to enjoy the weather.
Ellis owned an extremely fancy bowler cap, so he put it on and strolled along outside.
Wooly the Mammoth was a big, mean bully. He realized that Ellis's hat looked so much better than his, so he decided to take it with brute force. Wooly walked away from the scene.
Ellis cried for a few minutes, then knew what he had to do.
With his mounted laser cannon, he set off on a quest that no elephant thought was possible.
After a few steps forward, he met a yellow elephant named Sprouts.
"Man that Wooly is terrible. Move around by pressing the WASD or the arrow keys. You can follow Wooly through that door by pushing the DOWN Key. What's a DOWN Key?" said Sprouts.
Ellis thought to himself, "Indeed, what are the WASD and arrow keys?"
Still bewildered by that conversation, Ellis leaped onto a ledge and went through the door next to Sprouts.
Upon entering the red door, he saw a teal elephant. His name was Tasselphant.
"All these enemies everywhere! I'm glad you have weapons to help protect us. Fire by pushing the mouse button," said Tasselphant.
Ellis again thought to himself, "What the hell is a mouse button?"
Ellis saw a gaping hole in the ground, so naturally he looked down. He saw these red gooey monsters slowly pacing back and forth. They had no feet, just a gelatinous red body with eyes and a mouth. We'll call them Crawlers.
Ellis used his laser cannon to kill the Crawlers courageously. Oddly enough, Ellis leveled up. After killing all the Crawlers, Ellis came upon an orange elephant named Cormyn.
"Oh man, that was awesome. Did you level up? You can spend your level up credits to buy ability points by clicking the button in the top right. Ability points get spent on skills, which allow you to become even more awesome than you already are! *SWOONS*," exclaimed Cormyn.
Ellis headed through the next door.
[To be continued...]
It was a fine morning. The wind calm and the sky clear.
Everyone wanted to go outside to enjoy the weather.
Ellis owned an extremely fancy bowler cap, so he put it on and strolled along outside.
Wooly the Mammoth was a big, mean bully. He realized that Ellis's hat looked so much better than his, so he decided to take it with brute force. Wooly walked away from the scene.
Ellis cried for a few minutes, then knew what he had to do.
With his mounted laser cannon, he set off on a quest that no elephant thought was possible.
After a few steps forward, he met a yellow elephant named Sprouts.
"Man that Wooly is terrible. Move around by pressing the WASD or the arrow keys. You can follow Wooly through that door by pushing the DOWN Key. What's a DOWN Key?" said Sprouts.
Ellis thought to himself, "Indeed, what are the WASD and arrow keys?"
Still bewildered by that conversation, Ellis leaped onto a ledge and went through the door next to Sprouts.
Upon entering the red door, he saw a teal elephant. His name was Tasselphant.
"All these enemies everywhere! I'm glad you have weapons to help protect us. Fire by pushing the mouse button," said Tasselphant.
Ellis again thought to himself, "What the hell is a mouse button?"
Ellis saw a gaping hole in the ground, so naturally he looked down. He saw these red gooey monsters slowly pacing back and forth. They had no feet, just a gelatinous red body with eyes and a mouth. We'll call them Crawlers.
Ellis used his laser cannon to kill the Crawlers courageously. Oddly enough, Ellis leveled up. After killing all the Crawlers, Ellis came upon an orange elephant named Cormyn.
"Oh man, that was awesome. Did you level up? You can spend your level up credits to buy ability points by clicking the button in the top right. Ability points get spent on skills, which allow you to become even more awesome than you already are! *SWOONS*," exclaimed Cormyn.
Ellis headed through the next door.
[To be continued...]
Last edited by Boris on Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:33 pm; edited 3 times in total
