How would you kill the person above?

spill syrup on your eyes while your sleeping and have a snake eat them out

Get old gregg to come over here and dismantle your face.

who's old gregg?
OT: feed you 666 greasy cheesecakes

I would tie you up, tape your mouth open and drool, drowning you eventually.

I would give you apathy pills. LMFAO.

I would shoot you with my candy gun.

let you age. this thread is so evil LOL

LOLKITTY.

I would tie you up to a chair and cover your mouth with tape.
I would also tie up your family around you. Every hour I would throw them into a meat grinder. You would be last, and I would tear you limb from limb. :D LMFAO.

I'd force you to listen to a 24/7 loop of the DirecTV Help Channel while you are hanging on the wall. LMFAO.

I would force you to play LoL. LMFAO.

I would force you to play "The game" Oh crap! i lost!

throw a bulldozer over your lawn and kidnap your kittens

I would use dental floss. On your eyes. LMFAO.

Drip water on your head one at a time for hours on end.

Choke you with a candy wrapper.

Choke you with a rapper's lyrics paper. LMFAO.

tape a poptartcat to your door

Blow you up with a bomb. LOL. Plain and simple works too! :P

I would stab you with a fork.

I would stab you with a spoon.

I would spoon you with a stab.

I would stab you with the roundest object I could find... like a centimeter cube! LMFAO.

i notice half of what i write isnt fatal...
tape an atomic bomb to your dresser while your in the shower

I would tie you up and put tape on your mouth, then stuff you in a childrens pinata.

I'd get two ice cream cones. LMFAO.