The Beauty of Turnips

Don't you think turnips are just the best thing ever?
Turnips are good, turnips are great.
If you don't eat turnips you will meet your fate. :twisted:

I hate turnips, they have a bad aftertaste.
Plus, radishes are so much better.

Radishes are so much better than turnips.
Turnips aren't beautiful, you turn your back on them and they'll nip you, hence the name.

*Shoves turnip up mouth*

*Launches radish into your head with a radish launcher*