How would you kill the person above?

Tell us how you would kill the person above. ;)

With a butterknife. ^-^
Oh yes I did. LMFAO.

I would hang you upsidedown like a pinata naked and hit you to death with a baseball bat with steel spikes attactched to it. LMFAO.

LIRL. HARSH GUSSYKINS.
I'd slowly start a fire with a stick using only your bellybutton and lint. LMFAO.

I would cut your stomach open and pour in hot wax. LMFAO.

I would smash through your wall with an M1A1 Abrams Main Battle Tank then launch a tank shell into your living room, where you were theoretically standing.

I would tie you up and tape your eyes open, and put you in a bathtub filled with Clorox.

YOU MONSTER! ;_;

OT: I would stab you multiple times in the abdomen than throw you into an ant mound. LMFAO.

I would slowly cut you in half with a saw.

I would run you over with a shopping cart.
Twice.
Then drop a twelve-ton container filled with designer toilet bowls on you. LMFAO.

LMFAO BORIS.
I would tie rocks to your feet at push you into a swamp.

I would cut your skin off slowly with a butterknife,then,draw a pentagram on your forehead with a knife,and lastly throw you in the middle of the road.

I would summon my Blue-Eyes White Dragon and command him to step on your ant farm. LMFAO.

First of all, I would inject you with a medicine that is able to prolong you life for 48 hours no matter what happens to your body. Now, I would rip open your stomach and take out your intestines and hang them on hooks in front of you so you can see them. Then, I would cut off all your skin from EVERY part of your body and maybe eat it in front of you. I would then slowly saw off your body parts and drink the blood gushing out. I'd inject you with a slow but painful poison right after that, and then cut you all around your body with your skin already peeled off. Then Id light you on fire and douse you in lemon juice in 2 hour intervals, laughing like a maniac at your sweet amusing pain. Finally, when the medicine has reached its end, I'd silently whisper into your torn off ear-hole, "Farewell my loyal guinea pig...say hello to Satan for me!". At that exact moment, at that split second before you die, you would slowly realize that you are about to die, and that your poor family will die of hunger because of your death...you shed a tear, terrorized at the fact that you are about to die and there is absolutely NOTHING you can do about it.



But that's just me!

I would go into your room while your sleeping, tie you to the bed, slap your face to wake you up, put duct tape on your mouth to stop the screaming, stab your eyes with a fork and put them into a pickle jar so you can see what is happening. Then, i would find some sort of glass and slowly cut your arms, legs, feet, hands, face, ect. Then, I would whisper "Dont worry, my dear child. One day, you will see me and your other children friends in hell..." then, i would rip the duct tape off your mouth and jab the fork into your mouth, and cut your neck one final time, to end your pathetic life.

Not bad poke.You got some potential...but I think mine was better lolzz

LOL. you didnt even say how you would kill me. :P I would walk up to you and stab you 37 times in the chest

I would tie you up, and slowly puncture you with nails. I would hammer them into you until you died. :)

Mauricio wrote:First of all, I would inject you with a medicine that is able to prolong you life for 48 hours no matter what happens to your body. Now, I would rip open your stomach and take out your intestines and hang them on hooks in front of you so you can see them. Then, I would cut off all your skin from EVERY part of your body and maybe eat it in front of you. I would then slowly saw off your body parts and drink the blood gushing out. I'd inject you with a slow but painful poison right after that, and then cut you all around your body with your skin already peeled off. Then Id light you on fire and douse you in lemon juice in 2 hour intervals, laughing like a maniac at your sweet amusing pain. Finally, when the medicine has reached its end, I'd silently whisper into your torn off ear-hole, "Farewell my loyal guinea pig...say hello to Satan for me!". At that exact moment, at that split second before you die, you would slowly realize that you are about to die, and that your poor family will die of hunger because of your death...you shed a tear, terrorized at the fact that you are about to die and there is absolutely NOTHING you can do about it.



But that's just me!

Oh my God. SO DETAILED. Cheers to you sire!

I would make you sniff Crayola until you died. LMFAO.

I would make you sniff Sharpies until you died. LMFAO.

Heck, I would just shoot you. LMFAO.

I would hammer your nail into wall your is. LMFAO.

I would kill you with a duck.

I would kill you with a bus.