While Reginald prepared to make a deposit at the bank, he decided to bring a bagel. He put on his tall, black hat and off he went to the bank. Fifteen or so minutes later, Reginald arrived at the ban. Reginald realized there was a long line to wait in, so he sighed deeply. Reginald had been waiting for 45 minutes in line and surprisingly, his bagel was still warm.
Suddenly, a person dressed as a donut bashed the bank doors open. His name was The Donut Overlord. Contrary to popular belief in the city of Beitoly, located on the tail of Antarctica; The Donut Overlord loved bagels.
The Donut Overlord spotted Reginald’s bagel in the large crowd and ran towards him. The Donut Overlord was abnormally skinny, although he ate many bagels everyday. The number of bagels he eats everyday is in the hundreds. Out the corner of Reginald’s eye, he saw The Donut Overlord’s blue and gold suit which included a hat, overall, gloves, and shoes dashing towards him, running over many people in line. Reginald took evasive action and brought out a bag of marbles. Reginald scattered the marbles in front of The Donut Overlord and he slipped on the marbles. The Donut Overlord was furious at Reginald. He got back up and attempted to jump on Reginald, but suddenly, Reginald got out of harm’s way, making The Donut Overlord hit the floor face-first.
An innocent bystander screamed in fear because there was a moose in the bank. The moose cleared the mobs of people by running over them. All the people in the bank fled in fear. Only Reginald, The Donut Overlord, and the moose were left standing in the bank.
The Donut Overlord manically laughed then mounted the moose. Reginald knew he was in trouble, so he charged at the moose and its rider. Reginald sent them flying into the wall; the moose was unconscious. The Donut Overlord managed to get up, although he was in great pain. The Donut Overlord said weakly, "Enough of this madness!"
Reginald said, "Okay," and he reached his hand out to The Donut Overlord; with the still warm bagel in the other hand. Reginald could see The Donut Overlord's plan through his fiery glare, but it was already too late! The Donut Overlord threw Reginald over his shoulders and got up unscathed. Reginald felt stupid for trusting The Donut Overlord. The Donut Overlord snatched the warm bagel from Reginald's hand. He was ecstatic. He had finally gotten the bagel. He then glanced down at Reginald's still body. He felt guilty and took a moment to give Reginald peace.
Suddenly, Reginald sprang up back to life. He kicked the bagel out of The Donut Overlord's hand, then he ate it in midair. The Donut Overlord screamed in agony. Reginald laughed proudly as The Donut Overlord ran home crying. Reginald made the deposit to the bank and walked back home. He was so tired that he fell asleep. Here ends the day of the bagel bank caper.