Alex is my friend, and we prank called him during lunch.
I was talking in an asian accent.
Alex: Hi, who is this?
Me: HAI DERE BIG BOY.
Alex: What!?
ME: I'M ON A BOAT.
Alex: Ok...
ME: I'M ON A BOAT. AND MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN.
Alex: ...
ME: MY HAND IS A DOOOOOOOOLPHIN.
Alex: Who is this?
ME: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. MY HAND IS A F***ING DOLPHIN.
Alex: ...
ME: I NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE. CALL NEIN-WAN-WAN.
Alex: *Hangs up*
I was talking in an asian accent.
Alex: Hi, who is this?
Me: HAI DERE BIG BOY.
Alex: What!?
ME: I'M ON A BOAT.
Alex: Ok...
ME: I'M ON A BOAT. AND MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN.
Alex: ...
ME: MY HAND IS A DOOOOOOOOLPHIN.
Alex: Who is this?
ME: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. MY HAND IS A F***ING DOLPHIN.
Alex: ...
ME: I NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE. CALL NEIN-WAN-WAN.
Alex: *Hangs up*